dogcart explains stock investing
Dogbert: pay attention.
First, employees provide data.
Th boss: is your project on schedule?
Wally: I didn't know I had a project.
A Manager refines the data.
The boss: we're on schedule.
The CEO gives visibility to analysts.
CEO: no problems whatsoever.
Accountants publish bad news in footage notes using a combination of nanotechnology and gibberish.
Accountant: still too obvious.
-Discount brokerage firms tell you that you're smart-
Use you own ideas!
Investors do their own research
Buy it because I did.
Thank you unbiased stranger!
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