The Boss: Dilbert, this is praxis. Irecruited him from the gullible nebula.
The Boss: I convinced him to relocate his family.
My spaceship was destroyed during the landing but thats no problem.
I expect to work here for the rest of my 300 year lifespan.
The Boss: That reminds me: we need to talk.
Your job function has been outsourced. I had etc let you go.
Your severance package is: I grab you by the snout and fling you onto the sidewalk.
May I use you as a reference.