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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #stock plunged, #acquire compnay, #few shares, #sit in cubicle

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Dogbert: Your stock just plunged on the news that you're going to acquire another company. Have you noticed that your stock goes down whenever you do anything? I'll buy a few shares if you'll agree to sit motionlessly in your cubicle.