Dilbert: I lost my ID besiege.
Security: Report to the security office and get a new one.
Hold it where do you think you're going?
Dilbert: To the security office?
Security: No one is allowed past this desk with out an ID badge.
Dilbert: Okay....how do I go to the security office if I can't go to the security office?
Security: Good question. I guess you'll have to steal past me.
Dilbert: Look over there! Its an angel and she's giving away free bacon!
Security: well well It seems Ive found a worthy adversary.