Dogbert: Im starting a credit reporting company.
I'll be the low cost provider because all of my data will be wrong,
Dilbert: what will you do when people call and complain that you ruined their lives?
Dogbert: I'll put them on hold until their frustration turn into debilitating health problems.
Their last words will be AAAGH!!!!
I only wanted to buy a minivan!
Death will accomplish what customer service could not.
Dilbert: Im just curious: Do you have nay qualms about your business plan? any at all?
Dogbert: Im not sure. do qualms make you wag?