The Boss: we're outsourcing our satellite launch program to Elbonia.
We built the billion dollar satellite here: the Elbonians will put it into orbit.
Dilbert I want you yo be our liaison.
The Boss: Thats our insurance company. They've been jumpy lately.
Our plan is to tease a pig until he kicks the satellite into orbit.
The risk is that our pig might prefer fisticuff.
sledgehammer! abort! abort!
Dilbert: It was hallow.
The boss: don't mention that to our insurance company.