Dilbert: why can't I find a girlfriend?
DOgbert: you have two problems: your looks and your personality.
Dilbert: Hmm,two itsn't bad.
I can fix my looks by getting and extreme makeover.
Dogbert: you'll still need to improve M.T.T.S.F.
Dogbert: mean time to story failure: Its a measure of ho long you can be fascinating to a new person.
Dogbert: Ive been counting and you only ave nine good stories after you use them up youre a social liability.
Dilbert: I saw a horse kick a woodchuck over a fence.
Dogbert: still only nine.