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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #security guard, #company owned assets, #under clothes, #smuggled out, #pilferage

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whoa! whoa! where do you think you're going? you look bloated today as if you have company -owned assets under your clothes. I need to stop relying on my instincts.