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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags stock - picking software, more feauture, make hair grow, bald guys, test on rat, butticks

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Dogbert: My stock-picking software needs more features. "I think I'll add a module that claims to make hair grow on bald guys. I'll first test it on a rat." Ratbert: "I feel a new one on my buttocks!" Dogbert: "That's all the proof I need."

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