stock - picking software,
make hair grow,
test on rat,
Dogbert: My stock-picking software needs more features. "I think I'll add a module that claims to make hair grow on bald guys. I'll first test it on a rat."
Ratbert: "I feel a new one on my buttocks!"
Dogbert: "That's all the proof I need."
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