The Boss: "You must learn that change is good."
Change is :)
Wally: "Who wants this one?"
Dilbert: "I got it." "Question: Why don't you triple our pay? That would be a change."
The Boss: "That would not be in the best interst of shareholders."
Dilbert: "Okay, why don't you work for free? That's a change that's good for shareholders."
"Or would it be better to admit that change can be very bad?"
Wally: "My favorite part was when he yelled, "Stop ruining my slogans with your logic!""
Dilbert: "Snort hee-hee!!!"