The Boss: "Carol, the new manager hasn't hired an admin. so I said he could share you."
Carol: "What?!!" "I'm drowning in work, and you want to double my load???!!!"
The boss: "It's no big deal. Just prioritize your work." "And I need you to fax this."
Carol: "No can do." "My top priority is getting the new guy all set up."
The Boss: "Hmmm... I guess that's fair. I'll send him over."
Carol: "I can't order your business cards, I need to do a huge faxing project!"
"Hee hee! Marmaduke is sitting on something again!"