Dilbert: "I hand-picked you two for my team becasue we have no budget."
"Wally, your laziness helps you accomplish the most work with the least effort. Yvonne, your hotness give syou the power to make men do what you want for nothing."
"So, then Yvonne convinced me to do her work and Wally went on disability leave."
Dogbert: "But otherwise, a good meeting?"