The boss: "Dilbert, come to my office for a minute."
Dilbert: "What's in your office?"
The boss: "You and I will be there."
Dilbert: "If you just want to talk, we can do it right here and save us both some time."
The boss: "Maybe we need privacy, did you ever think of that?"
Dilbert: "Do we need it?"
The Boss: "No, that was just an example. There are many, many reasons why we should talk in my office."
Dilbert: "I'll be fascinated to find out what kind of information is geographically dependent."
The Boss: "Now, do you have the results from the Benchmark Tests?"
Dilbert: "Yup. In my cubicle."