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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #elbonians, #demanding bribes, #overpaid consultants, #legal, #won't get caught

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"The Elbonians are demanding bribes, or else they won't do business with us." "Hire them as overpaid consultants and don't ask them for anything. That way, it's all legal." "And by legal you mean won't get caught?" "Po-tay-to, po-tah-to."