Alice: Our travel budget is shot.
The Boss: We'll take money out of the training budget.
Dilbert: We need training to support our new product.
The Boss: We'll use the software budget for training.
Asok: We need to do a mandatory software upgrade.
Fine. Move some money from teh travel budget to the software budget.
The Boss: Geez, you people do nothing but complain. Meanwhile I'm managing my brains out.
Alice: I wondered what happened to them.
The boss: Happened to what?