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The Boss: You'll be in charge of this project.
Dilbert: What's my budget?"
The Boss: I'll need to approve all expenses.
Dilbert: Who will report to me?
The Boss: Your team will report to me and I'll tell them what to do.
Dilbert: I'll start on the project plan.
The Boss: Um...
Skip that part. I already have a plan in my head.
Dilbert: Hypothetically, who would take the blame if this project failed? Well, you're in charge...
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