The Boss: "I brought Dilbert in case you have any technical questions."
CEO: "What's the status on the technology platform migration project?"
The Boss: "Be completely honest. We have nothing to hide."
Dilbert: "Well, okay." "The project is like a hundred drunken clowns with bees in their underpants." "I expect the decline in morale to lead to violence."
"Most of us are only pretending to work while secretly hoping the project gets canceled after you get fired by the board."
"It turns out that we did have a few things to hide."