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The Boss: "Is your plan consistent with our corporate strategy?"
Dilbert: "How would I know?"
The Boss: "Don't you know our strategy?"
Dilbert: "No. Do you?"
The Boss: "Of course I do. It's something about leveraging our platforms."
"Does your plan leverage our platforms?"
Dilbert: "No, but I can rewrite my plan so it seems as if it does."
The Boss: "Good. Go back and do that."
"There's no point in having a strategy if you aren't going to pretend to follow it."
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