The boss: "I can't give you a raise because you ask me too many questions." "That's a sign that you can't do your job."
Dilbert: "I anticipated your misperception and prepared for it." "I saved all of my e-mails and matched them to your policies and procedures." "For example, this is your e-mail saying we need your permission to buy software." "And here's my e-mail asking if I can buy some software." "Should I run through the other seven hundred documented examples?"
The Boss: "There you go asking another question."