CoWorker: I changed the product design.
Dilbert: "It's worse than the old design."
Coworker: "You asked me to come up with a new design."
Dilbert: "I meant a new design that's better than the old design."
Coworker: "Great. You could have told me that before I did all this work." "How do you think this makes me feel?" "No one would blame me for hating you." "I'm the only sane person in this company."