Teacher: "Class, today Dilbert will tell us what a career in engineering is all about."
Dilbert: "My job involves explaining things to idiots.""Then the idiots make decisions based on misinterpreting what I said." "Then it is my job to try and fix the massive problems caused by the bad decisions." "Eventually rumors overwhelm facts, and I give up." "In the final phase, I assign blame to a unpopular coworker." "So whatever you do in life don't be unpopular."
Teacher: "Don't listen to him!"
Dilbert: "Said the unpopular teacher."