Transcript
Tina; "Do you have a minute?"
Dilbert: "No."
Tina: "This will just take a second."
Dilbert: "No it won't."
Tina: "It's real quick."
Dilbert: Never is.
Tina: "You have my word that it will take no longer than five seconds."
Dilbert: "Okay. Go."
Tina: "Oh, good. So, I was walking by and I thought maybe I should stop and ask you something because..."
Dilbert: "Time's up."
Tina: "Jerk"
Dilbert: "Liar."
Comments