Dilbert: I'm going to a singles mixer tonight. Do you have any advice?
Dogbert: Don't I always?" "It's all about knowing what a woman needs. Find a woman who looks hot, carve her out from the herd and read this.
Dilbert: What is it?"
Dogbert: It's the ultimate pick up line.
Dilbert: Um...Hi. Excuse me. Criticism completes me.
woman: He's a keeper.