Man: What do you think of my idea? "
Dilbert: It won't work.
MAN: Why not?"
Dilbert; Do you want the long answer that you won't understand because you possess neither the experience nor the education needed?
Or the dismissive and insulting answer that has the advantage of being quick?
Dilbert: Another advantage of the insulting answer is that you can tell people I rejected your idea because I didn't think of it myself.
Man: I guess I'll take the insulting answer.
Dilbert: Fine. Your idea is dumber than snake mittens.
What do you have against snake mittens?"