Dilbert: I need a doctor's note for the two days of work I missed." Doctor: You look healthy to me.
Dilbert: I got better.
Doctor: how do I know you were sick?
Dilbert: The note just needs to say I was sick.
Doctor: so you want me to lie?"
It's not a lie. I really was sick. Medical
Doctor: If your company doesn't trust you, why should I?"
Dilbert: Good point.
What if I let the people in your waiting room cough on me? Then you can write a note saying I have what they have.
Doctor: As long as I didn't recommend it. I think that passes ethical muster."
The Boss: You have nine diseases?"
Dilbert: That have names.