Wally: I planned to be productive this week. I sent you an e-mail with 25 questions I need answered before I can start on my project. I waited patiently while your non-responsiveness crushed my hopes and dreams.
The Boss: I don't have time to answer 25 questions!
Wally: Well then, it appears we are at a standoff.
The Boss: Okay, okay! I'll work all weekend answering your stupid questions!!!
Wally: That's great, unless you can't find the e-mail I sent.
Dilbert: Did you really send an e-mail?"
Wally: That's not how I roll.