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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dogcart the ceo, start rumors, spread lies, stock pop up, stock options, steal, before computers

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Dogbert the CEO Dogbert thinks, "Start some rumors, spread some lies..." Dogbert says, "Wait for the stock to pop up... exercise my stock options... bang!" Dogbert thinks, "How did people steal before computers?"