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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #asking, #work, #assignment, #placating, #saluting, #sarcasm

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The boss says, "Find out how many engineers our competitors have so we can justify having that many." Dilbert says, "Sure, I'll spend a few hours comparing our apples to their oranges." The boss says, "Why does your cooperation sound like insubordination?" Dilbert says, "Aye-aye, captain!"