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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #meeting, #explaining, #pirate, #plan, #scheme, #uncertainty, #business

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Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "I'm taking a side job as a pirate." Dogbert says, "I'll kidnap employees and authorize huge ransom payments to myself for their return." The boss says, "Then you'll return them safely?" Dogbert says, "That's a different business model."