Thursday July 09,
2009
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Tags compensation, pay, money, bonus, denial, rejection, confused, stupidity, cruel
Transcript
The boss says, "I can't give you a bonus because another division had huge losses." Dilbert says, "Remind me again why my bonus is tied to the performance of strangers?" The boss says, "I shouldn't tell you this, but we model our compensation program after practical jokes."



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