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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #introduction, #consultant, #stupidity, #advice, #confused, #questioning, #business

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The boss says, "I hired my unemployed golf buddy to consult." Dilbert says, "What are his qualifications?" The boss says, "He has two qualifications: He's unemployed and he's a golf buddy." Man says, "I recommend firing the whistleblower and playing nine before it gets dark."