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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags career, mean, plans, murder, nervous, misunderstanding, hatred

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The Boss says, "Carol, I'd like to talk to you about your career goals." Carol says, "My career goal is to take over the department by tricking you into a fatal accident, then telling everyone you're just working from home." The boss says, "That's not right." Carol says, "So you're saying I should set my goals low?"