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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags deadline, computer, work, arbitrary, sarcastic, hearing distance, scurry away, fast, end of day, technology

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The Boss says, "And I'll need that by the end of day." Dilbert says, "I will gladly rush to meet your arbitrary deadline so my work can sit in your e-mail inbox until next week." The Boss says, "I'm still within hearing distance." Dilbert says, "Oops. You usually scurry away faster."