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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #failure estimate, #hallucinate, #assumption, #make up, #understanding

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The Boss says, "Can you get me some failure estimates for our next gen product?" Dilbert says, "I can if you like numbers that are based on hallucinated assumptions." The Boss says, "I kind of do." Dilbert says, "I think we have an understanding."

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