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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags report, oil rigs, explode, medicine, bacteria, pharmaceuticals, government, share holder, success, lie

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The Boss says, "I'm happy to report that none of our oil rigs exploded." The Boss says, "Our children's pharmaceuticals are not tainted with bacteria, and the government is not investigating our financial practices." The Boss says, "All we're doing is quietly losing share-holder value." CEO says, "I knew it would feel like success if we kept at it!"