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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags empire consultant, crown, king, attendance, present, luck, bit rate, lab coat, raise hand

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Dogbert the empire builder consultant Dogbert says, "Success is just attendance plus luck." Dogbert says, "You always want to be in the general vicinity when something good happens." Dilbert says, "Wow. I just doubled the bit rate." Boss says, "Present!"