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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags sales, bonus, boss, raise target, engineer, connect cables, computers, time machine, marketing, liquor, business, engineering

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Ken says, "I hate sales. Can you cross-train me to be an engineer?" Dilbert says, "Absolutely. All you need is a time machine and a brain with twice as many folds as your current model." Ken says, "Maybe I could try marketing." Dilbert says, "That's just liqour and guessing."