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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags apology, bald, business ethics, company lawyer, discrimination, lawyers, nearsighted, one billion, short, statue

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Lawyer: I've been asked to settle your claim of discrimination against the company. Your complaint is that they discriminate against you for being short, bald, and nearsighted. I might have a conflict of interest, but my final offer is one billion dollars. Wally: Plus a statue and an apology. Company lawyer.

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