Alice: Don't talk to me now, Im trying to think.
ONE HOUR LATER
Alice: Im on the phone.
TWO HOURS LATER
Alice: Im late for a meeting.
THREE HOURS LATER
Alice: Come back when Im not busy.
FOUR HOURS LATER
ALICE: Please. Im trying to eat my lunch.
FIVE HOURS LATER
Alice: Okay. this is a perfect time, what can I do for you?
Dilbert: Okay, so....
Alice: I think your problem is bad timing.