Dilbert: People always try to take advantage of me.
Therapist: I know what you mean.
I lost five pounds and my husband didn't notice!
I came home last night and he hadn't even cleaned the garage like he promised.
I had to park on the street!
Dilbert: Is it my imagination, or have you found a clever way to make people pay to listen to you complain?
Therapist: Tell me more about how you think Im clever.