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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags announcement, economic value, engineers, google, mergers & acquisitions, modern day, podium, public speaking, slave trader

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CEO: Google has offered to buy our company for $100 million just to get our engineers. I agreed to the deal because I'm a modern day slave trader who believes engineers are property and the rest of you have no economic value. Who wrote my speech? Employee: Someone with no economic value.