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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business ethics, fake 50%, dumb customers, smart shoppers, $400 per hour, freaking genius

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Dogbert consults Dogbert: Your fake 50% sale prices make dumb customers feel like smart shoppers. CEO: Why am I paying you $400 an hour to tell me what I already know? Dogbert: Usually I charge $800 and hour. CEO: Yes! I'm a freakin' genius.