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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags rich people, stock market, victims, insider training, victimless crime, rose bushes, gardner, money

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CEO: I did some insider trading and totally got away with it. It felt great! It was a victimless crime so I feel no guilt whatsoever. Dogbert: Do you know what victimless means? CEO: Yes. It's like the time I strangled my gardener for overwatering the rose bushes. Dogbert: I see the problem.

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