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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags wages, 2% raise, lower quality of work, side bets, money

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Boss: The best I can give you is a 2% raise. Dilbert: No problem. I'll just lower the quality of my work until my pay feels fair. Boss: You can't do that. Dilbert: I'm taking side bets that I can.