Boss: All of your projects are behind schedule.
You need to work on your time management skills.
Dilbert:Let me see if I understand you correctly.
You expect me to do the job of three engineers...
...and the only obstical to your brilliant plan os my poor time management?
Boss: Stop making everything I say sound dumb.
Dilbert: I dont do it that often.
Because you only sound dumb when people understand what you mean.
Boss: And thats too Often!
Dilbert: Once a week tops.