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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #lying, #customers, #pitch, #software bugs, #present information, #good for us, #dont lable

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Boss: When you talk to customers, stop mentioning our software bugs. Dilbert: Should I lie? Boss: No, no. I just need you to present the information that is good for us and leave out the rest. Dilbert: Lie by omission? Boss: It's better if we don't label it. Dilbert: Should I use my real name?