Thursday November 20,
2014
Board Offers Dogbert Severence Package
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Tags avarice, compensation, executives, golden parachute, greed, money, wages
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Dogbert the CEO. Catbert: The board has approved a $100 million golden parachute if you quit now. Dogbert: $100 million?!!! How am I supposed to live on that? You insult me! Catbert: That's a lot of money for doing nothing. Dogbert: Bah! I spend more than that on soft cheese.
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