The Elbonian Religion

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The Elbonian Religion - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags culture, customs, killing, law, offense, religion, guest artist, joel friday

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Dilbert: Do you Elbonians have a religion? Elbonian: Of course we do! We're not savages! We believe in killing anyone who offends us three times in a row. Dilbert: Harsh. Elbonian: That's two.