Carol: do you have lunch plans?
Dilbert: Aren't you married?
Carol: Im not asking you out on a date, Im trying to network.
Dilbert: The optics wouldn't be good.
Carol: How am I supposed to network in this stupid company?
Dilbert: Maybe you could network with other women.
Carol: This company has no women in management!
Now I see the problem. Its people like you!
Dilbert: Is it my imagination or was she flirting with me?
Wally: I can't tell.