The boss: I need this finished by Friday.
Dilbert: This assignment will suck up 100% of my free time and turn my happy life into a f=death march.
The boss: Thats why we pay you.
You pay me so you can ruin my life?
The boos: perhaps i said that wrong.
The Boss: what I meant is that I don't care how you fell as long as I get my bonus.
Dilbert: You're a cold, heartless monster with no sense of shame!!!!
The Boss: That why they pay me.